OMG my nightmare morning in court is finally OVER. Praise every deity that anyone anywhere believes in.
Now I’m going to eat FOOOOOD. Since 9pm last night, I have had one fried egg. Not even any tea. I am not even playing anymore.
This made me laugh out loud, cackling like a hyena. The quote is taken from a story about “the Muslim SCARE!” and how their “backwards” ways are “taking over good neighborhoods”, etc. You know, the usual racist, anti Muslim cries of Eurobigots. What makes the comment hilarious is that the woman in question is participating in a thread where they discuss (I use the word loosely, considering these are the grunts of racists) how “unenlightened” Islam is and how Muslim women are “oppressed”, yadda yadda… the commenter, of course, is NOT oppressed. Her husband just “forbids” her from doing stuff for her own good.
I wonder how these people live with the cognitive dissonance created by their bigotry.(via redlightpolitics)
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom
The entire world is about her.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
…I’ll defend you for that if you do it.
Here, have a business card.
Rosamund Pike is ethereally beautiful.