Slip of a Girl

the city's kind of gritty for an itty bitty pretty girl

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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One of my really good friends posted about how if she could make one physical change to herself she’d add freckles, and asked what the rest of us would do if we got to make one change to our physical selves

Y’all

I couldn’t help it

I wrote, I’d probably be white

XD

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Reading a book about the cartoons rejected by the New Yorker. Is it bad that this is the first one that I laughed it? In unrelated news, I realllllllly want to defend a bestiality case.

Reading a book about the cartoons rejected by the New Yorker. Is it bad that this is the first one that I laughed it? In unrelated news, I realllllllly want to defend a bestiality case.

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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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